- Child abductions are extraordinarily rarely carried out by strangers.
- Parents don't generally leave their young children alone in hotel rooms in foreign countries while they go party the night away.
- The whole Madeliene McCann thing smacks so hard of JonBenet I can barely hear over the din.
- Ditto for Susan Smith.
- Cops keep interviewing the parents.
- Mysterious forensic evidence has surfaced in the hotel room, including droplets of blood on the walls.
- You know what I said about abductions and strangers? Like, triple it for child murders.
- And now...now that world opinion seems to be turning just a wee bit...little Madeliene's parents are suddenly calling off their in-person search and heading homeward.
Sorry, McCanns. I'm calling bullshit.
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