I Weep for my Brain

DD: Mooooooooooommm!!

Me: Yes?

DD: The Boy wants to fight me.

Me: Tell him you don't want to fight.

DD: Boy! I don't want to fight. (pause) MOOOMMEEEEE!! He shooted me!

Me: (Thinking that I just told him not to shoot her with his watergun) Did he shoot you with the watergun?

DD: NO! He shot me with the GOLF CLUB! And YOU just don't underSTAND!!



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